Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Jeter has no game

Womp, womp. The season hasn't even started yet and Derek Jeter is already striking out...with actress Sienna Miller.
Page Six is reporting that the Yankee's shortstop was tirelessly trying to flirt with the actress last Friday night at Villa. Witnesses say, she had no idea who he was and couldn't have cared less.

I'm sure that may have bruised his ego, but not as much as being named The Worst Shortstop Ever just days later. Derek needs to start worrying about his game ON the field. It's been statistically proven by geeks, that your on-field performance is directly proportional to you the amount of "play" off-field.

In other words, you field balls - you field booty.

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