Trapped in the closet part 5,369

Somebody call R Kelly. We've got a story right up his alley (minus the pee). Now get ready to sing the next paragraph. It doesn't need to rhyme - R Kelly didn't!

Former Miami Heat star Glen Rice was arrested last Friday on a felony battery charge after police say he beat a man he found hiding in his estranged wife's closet. The victim, Alberto Perez was reportedly punched several times before fleeing home and calling the police. The result - a cut to the head that received 9 stitches.



"Well, well, well...what the *bleep* is this? A condom in my bed? You better start explaining *bleep*...."

I never condone violence, but I like to try to find silver lining in stories:
1) At least he didn't go and burn the house down
2) At least he served up an old school beatdown instead of busting a cap in his...