Gilbert Arenas attempts bootleg manscaping

Yes, folks. Gilbert Arenas is a man's man. You may have thought that David Beckham was the only athlete who was comfortable discussing pubic hair. But, oh no, you're wrong. Agent Zero took it HollyHOOD.

When Men's Journal asked Gilbert what the most excruciating pain he has ever experienced, Gilbert didn't hestitate to keep it real. Really real. Painfully real...

“When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything — just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.”

LMAO WTF?! With all that money, you are shaving your twigs and berries with a rusty razor?! And why you tryin' to blame in on your girl. Now you just making her look crusty.

Oh and I know what I'm getting next time I'm at the club - an Agent Zero. It's Gilbert's favorite drink and is half Corona, and half Shirley Temple. Just put it on my tab...