Gilbert Arenas attempts bootleg manscaping

Yes, folks. Gilbert Arenas is a man's man. You may have thought that David Beckham was the only athlete who was comfortable discussing pubic hair. But, oh no, you're wrong. Agent Zero took it HollyHOOD.

When Men's Journal asked Gilbert what the most excruciating pain he has ever experienced, Gilbert didn't hestitate to keep it real. Really real. Painfully real...

“When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything — just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.”

LMAO WTF?! With all that money, you are shaving your twigs and berries with a rusty razor?! And why you tryin' to blame in on your girl. Now you just making her look crusty.

Oh and I know what I'm getting next time I'm at the club - an Agent Zero. It's Gilbert's favorite drink and is half Corona, and half Shirley Temple. Just put it on my tab...

Gilbert hearts Caron

Gilbert Arenas might be out, but he is uuber impressed by his teammate's recent performance. Yesterday, he updated his blog, praising Caron's Butler's performance in Tuesday night's big victory over the Boston Celtics:

Caron took the challenge, man. He took the challenge. He had that memory of Paul Pierce which was the fire and extra motivation he needed. You can see how he used it yesterday. I guess Paul Pierce was quoted in the paper last year after Caron made the All-Star game and he said, “Caron Butler should send me flowers for being injured so he could make the All-Star game, because if I was healthy, he wouldn’t be in there.”

Caron took that personal and … BOOM … a year later he got his revenge double time, back-to-back. You saw what he did at the end.

After the game, Gilbert hit Caron up on the two way, with a text:
Agent Zero to Tough Juice: "I've never seen you play like that"
Tough Juice to Agent Zero: "We're playing great basketball. When you come back we will be playing EXCELLENT basketball"

(Cue Elton John) --> Caaaaan you feeeeel, the loooove toniiiiiight?

Did you just get the warm and fuzzies? Because I did. Somebody go get me a puppy and some chamomile tea.