Shaq's bills are OC

Or shall I say, Shaq's bills are OOCFRFR - Out Of Control Fa Real, Fa Real!

According to court documents made public during his divorce proceedings, Shaq estimates that has about $1.3 million in monthly expenses, which includes:

$110,505 on monthly vacations
$60,417 on gifts <-- LOL
$23,950 dry cleaning and laundry <--LMAO
$46,500 on child care
$24,300 on gas and oil for four vehicles
$12,775 on food
$468,345 on three home mortgages
$500,000 a month in income taxes

Two words - DIZAM SHAZAM!