Hide your children...

Lock your doors. Draw your blinds. And by all means, hide your MAC make-up. Dennis Rodman is on the loose and was recently spotted at the celebrity poker tournament in Sydney, Australia.

Authorities are telling citizens to keep their cocoa butter and aloe close. It is rumored to be the one thing that can keep the monster at bay.

Is it me, or is he looking mighty gray in these pictures. I hope it is just the lighting and not "the package" (right Jessica?)