Hide your children...

Lock your doors. Draw your blinds. And by all means, hide your MAC make-up. Dennis Rodman is on the loose and was recently spotted at the celebrity poker tournament in Sydney, Australia.

Authorities are telling citizens to keep their cocoa butter and aloe close. It is rumored to be the one thing that can keep the monster at bay.

Is it me, or is he looking mighty gray in these pictures. I hope it is just the lighting and not "the package" (right Jessica?)

Common and Serena still in creep mode...

These two are still trying to roll "incognegro" through Hollywood. Of all the places, the Villa?! They gotta know that the papz stay camped out there...

They must want us to know...

Banana on the ground...

Oops! I slipped up on my posting yalls. Work has been super busy and I have been on the go a lot. I will do better in the weeks to come...

Miss ya and all the hot mess BITCHASSEDNESS goin' on in sports! :)

Kim Kardashian hosts Caron Butler's birthday party at The Park

Last night, I stepped out for a bit to attend Caron Butler's 28th birthday party at one of my favorite new hot spots, The Park at Fourteenth. The Park has a gorgeous and classy interior, festive accents, and the light appetizers and finger foods were delicious. Very impressive.

Kim Kardashian was the "host" of the event, although I'm not really sure what that entails. Either way, she walked right by me and I must say she was very cute, and more petite than I had originally thought. However, the bundunk wasn't as overwhelming as I often have seen in pictures Maybe it was the dress.

We got there a bit early, and the place was PACKED by 11pm. And when I say PACKED, I mean overwhelmingly so. Between the fake me out divas there with their much older sugar daddies, groupies, stunnas ... it became a bit too much by midnight. I can only imagine how hard it is to orchestrate parties like that.

Celebs spotted: Kim Kardashian, Biz Markie, Ray Lewis, Carmen Electra, Brandon Haywood, Caron Butler, DeShawn Stevenson, Philippe Cousteau and "Onyx" from I Love New York. Onyx by the way was very nice and had no quams with picture requests.

The scene outside of the club...

The birthday cake...


Biz Markie...

Marc Barnes, owner of Love nightclub as well at The Park (center), DeShawn Stevenson (right)

VIP Table...
Photo Sources: Me, DC Scene

There must be a shortage of men in Minnesota

Goodness! These chicks in Minnesota are looking seriously HUNGRY for Minnesota lineman, Bryant McKinnie:



Looks like we have some new candidates for Flavor of Love 4!

Super Bowl Redux

Tom Brady and Eli Manning had their first, post Super Bowl run in last night at Ermenegildo Zegna Store Opening in NYC. Both of them had their ladies by their side, so I'm sure they engaged in some fake, congratulatory banter.

I still don't find Tom Brady to be nearly as attractive as the hype that surrounds his looks...

Eli reminds me of one of those Play-Doh cartoon characters....

And Tiki Barber was at the event as well, rocking the "Dilbert" look. Dilbert Poindexter. Yea. That sounds about right.

The Hulkster took a dip in kiddie pool

Finally, more details that may provide insight into Hulk Hogan's divorce after 24 years of marriage. The Hulkster allegedly had a fling with his daughter Brooke's best friend, Christiane Plante, who then decided to blab about it to the National Enquirer. She told the Enquirer:

“My relationship with Terry (Hogan's real name) began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Yesterday, Brooke Hogan wrote a response to Christiane's tell all on her MySpace blog:

"I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend's famous father . . . I think we're all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."

Man, it's been a tough year for the Hogans. First, Nick Hogan's car accident that left his friend in a coma, and now this! I wish them all the best.

I swear, it must be that reality television curse....

Serena could snap your neck with her thighs

These pictures of Serena Williams inspire me to sing the 1994 , "Pumps and Bump" by MC Hammer. Don't feel bad if you don't remember the song. There is probably a reason for that.



Miss Serena was in New Dehli, India yesterday to help launch the new HP Pavillion notebooks. Snaps to the kid!

Emmitt Smith is Just For Men

Ok, so the title may sound a bit misleading. Although I DO love my gay menz, for the purpose of this post, it ain't that kind of party.

I'm sure many of you have seen Emmitt Smith starring in the newest Just for Men hair color commercial. I haven't been on top of my TV game too much recently, so I think that is why I'm a little behind the curve on this one.

Smith joins a long line of well known Just for Men sports veterans including Keith
Hernandez, former MLB star and Mets analyst for SportsNet, New York and Walt Frazier, former NBA hero and Madison Square Garden's lead Knicks analyst to produce this commercial.

Check out video of the commercial below!

WWE Diva Maria poses for Playboy

Hey pervs! Make sure to check your mailbox. WWE diva, Maria Kanellis is showing her nudies in April's issue of Playboy. Here she is at a signing.

Although I haven't seen the "spread", at least now we know that there is no woody-wood pecker in house, if you know what I'm saying *wink.*

To check out more pictures from the signing, click here.

Lil Romeo's recruitment - more hype than skill?

I posted a while back that Lil Romeo (who now goes by Romeo Miller) had signed a letter of intent to play basketball for USC Trojans this fall.

However, the Wall Street Journal is reporting that Romeo's recruitment may be due to factors other than his athletic ability. This season, Romeo only averaged 8.6 points a game for Beverly Hills High School, a team that finished in last place in their division.

The WSJ article also implied that it was Romeo's close relationship with highly recruited prospect, Demar DeRozan that may have factored into Romeo's scholarship. Demar and Romeo have played basketball on a club team coached by Romeo's father, Master P since the boys were in eighth grade.

Additionally, perhaps is a PR/revenue generating tactic in the recruitment. USC basketball coach Tim Floyd told the paper, "We may have more 11- to 17-year-old girls in the stands than we've had in the past."

Who knows, but I wouldn't be TOO surprised if Romeo got some quality pine time on the bench. I guess only time will tell.

Check out video below of Demar and Romeo below:

Lebron James might be Vogue-ing

Last night, the infamous Anna Wintour (think:The Devil Wears Prada) was spotted courtside at Madison Square Garden sitting next to Mr. James himself. PageSix is reporting that this was after he dined with Miss Wintour and her boyfriend at the Waverly Inn. I'm sure that was an absolutely delightful evening, right Chantal ;)

Word is that Miss Vogue herself will have Lebron featured on April's magazine cover with supermodel Gisele Bunchen for the annual "shape issue".

Kevin Johnson to run for mayor of Sacremento

He just may folks. The 42-year-old, former NBA point guard has announced that he will challenge incumbent Heather Fargo in Sacramento's municipal election this June. Johnson made the announcement at a news conference yesterday at the Guild Theater in Oak Park, a low-income Sacramento neighborhood where he grew up and where he has devoted himself to urban renewal projects after retiring from the NBA.

Johnson, who did not take questions at his news conference, is the only serious opponent to Fargo, who has governed the capital city for the last three terms.

Whoever thought that the 1992 Phoenix Suns would become so politically involved?! Or at least attempt to. Or in Charles Barkley's case, talk about being politically invovled.

Kim and Reggie hit the beach

As I mentioned in yesterday's post, Kim and Reggie just got back from their mini-vacation in the Dominican Republic. I knew in my heart that soon, beach and pool pics would plaster the net. Well, here you go.

I actually think they look pretty cute and in love(?)

This is a big day folks. These may just be the first swimsuit pics I've ever seen of Kim without a wrap.
As for my booty analysis - it looks real, but not nearly as large as in all of her skin tight outfits. It actually hangs a bit more realistically. I still think she wears butt pads, although many swear she has done the butt implants to go with her tig-O tatas.

What is your analysis? ;)

Hilary Duff likes to puck around

Hilary Duff came out to support her boo, NY Islander Mike Comrie when his team faced The NY Rangers earlier this week at Madison Square Garden.

Looks like she got into it!

The couple was spotted last night leaving Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica. Jetsetters?

I can't front ... "The Rock" is lookin' good

Check out Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in London for the premiere of his new Disney movie, The Game Plan.
Damn you Dwaaaaaaaaayne!

Kobe Bryant is a gentleman

Towel me' lady?

Cruz Beckham is Batman

To celebrate Brooklyn Beckham's ninth birthday, Mama Posh took the kiddies to see the The Spiderwick Chronicles in LA.



Brooklyn's younger brother, Cruz decided to break out his best for the occasion attending the movie in his Batman costume.

I wonder who he gets it from...

Becoming a housewife...

You know the saying. "You can't turn a ___, into a housewife?" Well, apparently Reggie Bush is still trying.According to Page Six, the couple vacationed in the Dominican Republic, checking in Thursday to the Maxim Bungalows. Kim arranged a dinner and cake for Reggie's birthday, and they supposedly spent their vacation lounging by the pool and receiving treatments at the spa before checking out of their approximately $1,000-per-night one-bedroom bungalow on Sunday.


I'm sure these posed, "leaked" pictures from their private vacation has nothing to do with the fact that a new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians starts on Sunday.

I hate to admit it, but they look kind of cute.

Kelly Slater and Amanda Beard get Hef's girls wet

Whoa, whoa, whoa there! I'm not talking about some scandalous orgy at the Playboy Mansion. Before you get your panties in a bunch (if you're wearing them), I'm talking about the newest episode of The Girls Next Door on E!


Professional surfer Kelly Slater and Olympic gold-medalist swimmer Amanda Beard appear on this week's episode and attempt to make the ladies a little more comfortable in the water. I know, I know- you would think they would already feel extremely comfortable equipped with their busty floatation devices. *wink, wink*

Beard, who posed forPlayboy last May, gave Holly swimming lessons at the grotto while Slater taught Kendra, Bridget and her sister how to surf.

Good times.

Don't get too close, Bobby!

Last night Mike Tyson attended the grand opening of AGO at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. The event was hosted by restaurant partner, Robert DeNiro and chef, Agostino Sciandri.
I think he has things under control here. Move it along folks.

"Daisy" from Rock of Love 2 is Oscar De La Hoya's niece

If your guilty pleasure is VH1 reality, then you've probably seen Rock of Love. But did you know that Daisy, one of the gold-digger/stripper/attention-whore/contestants from Rock of Love 2 is Oscar De La Hoya's niece?

Quick, family vogue-off! Time to get the claws out. These ladies are about to break out their inner diva.

Sashay...
Chante!

Fierce ladies! Snaps for the kin!

Daisy is def hot in the "I met her in a dark club and she was sexy-as-hell but made sure she left before sunrise because I didn't know what she would look like in the morning when I'm sober" kind of way. To see more pics of her, check out Daisy's MySpace.

Or if thats not really your thing, you can check out more pictures of her Mr. Sassy Gloves at X17.

Chris Pauls releases Jordan Brand shoe

This past Friday, Chris Paul celebrated the official launch of his first Jordan Brand signature shoe at Republic on Friday in New Orleans. The signature shoe is called The Jordan CP and hit stores this weekend.



"Having my very own sneaker has been a childhood dream. I am thrilled and honored to have this opportunity to launch my first signature shoe with Jordan Brand," said Chris Paul, Team Jordan athlete. "The Jordan CP exceeds all of my on-court needs and this was a great chance for me to design a shoe that reflects my inspirations in life and share it with the world."

The whole shoe design based on numerous significant events and people in Chris' life.

Oh and Idris Elba attended the event also - so I felt it was my rightful duty...no no, CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY to post this picture for my lady friends

O-K!